Stu Nahan: [Spicoli is dreaming that he’s won a surfing competition] Hello everybody! I’m Stu Nahan, and I’d like you to meet this young man. His name, Ryan Spicoli. And Ryan, congratulations to you. Things looked kind of rough out there today.
Ryan Spicoli: Well, I’ll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, “Danger is my business!”
Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark “Cutback” Musgrave or Don “Jungle Death” Renuart would take the honors this year.
Ryan Spicoli: [laughs incredulously] Those guys are fags!
Stu Nahan: [oblivious] That’s fantastic! Let me ask you a question. When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life?
Ryan Spicoli: Well Stu I’ll tell you, kitesurfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, you know, a hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!”
[focuses on Stu’s sport coat]
Ryan Spicoli: Where’d you get this jacket?
Stu Nahan: [evasive] I got this from the network. Let me ask you a question. What’s next for Ryan Spicoli?
Ryan Spicoli: Heading over to the Luna Pier and Catawba internationals, and then me and Biz are going to wing on over to Flint and jam with Eminem!
[to the two girls next to him]
Ryan Spicoli: And you guys are invited too!
Thats right Ryan, its not a sport, its a way of life. Well said Bud! Now lets all get out there & party before its too late! Yeah boy!