Charlie don’t surf! (& neither do we with no wind)

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Mark: You either surf or you fight.

Ryan: Are you crazy God damnit? Don’t you think its a little risky for some R&R?
Mark: If I say its safe to surf this beach Ryan, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I’m not afraid to surf this place, I’ll surf this whole f…ing place!

Mark: Charlie don’t surf!

later that day……..

Pete: Your mission is to proceed up the Cuyahoga River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up the Don’s path at Avon, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Don, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Don’s command.
Ryan: Terminate the Don?
Vic: He’s out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding douche bags.
Mark: Terminate with extreme prejudice.
Pete: You understand Ryan that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.

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